Thursday, August 31, 2006

BFF...

Chris Simms just made himself an immortal lock for the Incredibly Gay Hall of Fame. That's right...Chrissy and his best pal Kyle Shanahan have such a close relationship, they got each other's initials tattooed on their calves. Apparently their matching BFF bracelets weren't enough. Someone please clue these dipshits in that its not cool, under any circumstances, for a dude to get another dude's initials tatted on any part of his body....especially the calf. They should have just got matching ones with the initials F A G. The only person that likes this move is Esera Tuaolo. He's got to be thrilled that he is no longer the only openly gay player in pro-sports history. Check out this quote from Shanahan...
I got one out of loyalty to my buddies. Now, Chris, he got one the size of his calf, but I didn't want one that big because I didn't want to show off.
Translation...I'm not ready to come out of the closet just yet. Seriously, in the macho world of the NFL, can you imagine Simms showing off his "new cool tat" to his teammates on the Bucs? Half the team is going to demand a trade on the spot. I'm sure Tampa center, John Wade is going to be real comfortable bending over and having Simms shove his hands in his crotch. A long snap count is just playing with it, Chrissy. My only question is if the tattoos came with a complimentary bottle of anal lube.

2 comments:

big d said...

BFF - "Butt-Fucking Freddie"?

Kidego said...

Chris Simms is the illegitimate son of Jeff George.