Tuesday, August 29, 2006

IrishJihad needs your help

IJ is in a pickle. In the worst way. His anniversary is this weekend, and yes, he is an idiot for getting married on the first weekend in Sept. He spent the first night of his marriage watching Bama lose to UCLA. To say the least Mrs. IJ was none too pleased. But this is the first time their anniversary has fallen on a weekend since getting married.

Kickoff for Bama-Hawaii is set for 6-ish Saturday. And Friday night is already out of the question as Mrs. IJ seems to have befriended the wife of the new football coach of our local high school and we are obliged to attend the opening game. The little woman expects dinner AND a show. So IJ is here pleading for possible excuses. IJ has already tried and failed at faking scarlet fever symptons and turrets. Any tip is appreciated

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tell her you have grown a mangina and you need time to think.

Volmet said...

This is pathetic but expected

irishjihad said...

I forgot to mention that she is incredibly hot.

Cincinnati Bowtie said...

If I were a Bama fan, I think I'd rather go to dinner and a show insted of watching Bama get beat by Hawaii.