Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The MySpace Stalker

I would like to thank joe for the kind welcome. I only hope I can live up to the ragman standards. As you have read several times on this page, there are several people on the Rivals message boards with an unhealthy obsession with recruiting. However, even amongst this group of psychos than cream their panties over the decision of a 18 year old kid, there are a couple of subgroubs that are more unhinged than the rest. One of these types is the MySpace stalker. Now don't get me wrong, I like MySpace. It's a great site to communicate with friends, check out some new music, and be tempted to hell by all of the hot jailbait poon. What's not to like? What's not to like? This guy... Imagine you are an 18 year old high school student. You sign in to myspace, you check out the new Gnarls Barkley track, leave a comment on some 16 year old cheerleaders page, and then Uber-Douche McFuckface hits you up with a message telling you to come to State U. The fact that some jerkoff took the time out of his loser day to look up a recruits MySpace page is the height of douchebaggery. You have taken your obsession to a completely new level. You are a stalker, not a fan...of course you fit in with the majority of the other losers than hang out on the PBii. Why don't you try something? Use MySpace for what the rest of us use it for......this.....

2 comments:

Lloyd Braun said...

who is that chick? sweet skillz

smokeyspawn said...

excellent post