Wednesday, August 23, 2006

You can't handle the truth

Well, let's be honest. Erik Ainge's 2004 season was a fluke. Yes, I said it. It was a fluke. The nifty touchdown passes...shouldn't have been thrown. Face it, they shouldn't have been thrown. We won the east in 2004 you say, right? Wrong. Our victories were based on a dare. Would we thrown in our own "little vick" or would we let the second coming of Peyton lead us to victory? Opposing defenses had no idea, nor did the fans. It was only until we lost Brent Schaeffer until opposing defenses has us figured out. Actually, they had us figured out WHEN we lost Brent Schaeffer. Let's examine the beginning of 2004 for our answers (we are not discussing UNLV or LA Tech, why would we?). First, we have the Geightors. Just today I read a comment by an "oldgeightor" that said Brent Schaeffer gaves us(Floriduh) fits. I was flabbergasted. Fits? Schaeffer(aka Slugger) played all of three series against the 'turds...fits? No, no. The THREAT of slugger gave you fits. Obviously, preparing for two QBs with such contrasting skills is difficult. How difficult? Enough to give the opposing team "fits" without actually stepping on the field. Back to the issue at hand, Erik Ainge. Think back to Florida 2004 (the glory days). Remember ol #10 tossing the pigskin to TE Justin Read right near the goalline for a TD? The pass should have never been made. Go back. 'Look at the film'. There is a safety standing there in disbelief as the ball sails by him. Who the fuck throws that pass? Next, think Bret Smith. His Sportscenter grab over a Florida safety? Remember that? Never should have been thrown. I can still remember the feeling I had as 10 lofted that pass up. The safety was rolling...rolling...how the fuck did Bret Smith even have a chance at that? Who knows. The final example? Georgia 2004. Im sick of typing so I will get straight to the damn point: Chris Hannon. Edge of the endzone. Triple coverage. Ainge tosses it... ... ... Touchdown Tennessee. Do I really have to say it? Yep. Never should have been thrown. So why am I so confident Ainge can get it done? Take a wild fucking guess. Big Fuckin Orange. Sept 2... ... ...

4 comments:

THE REAL VIPER said...

BS needs some no-doz for the QB meetings too. Did he get his nipples pierced like Coach O?

Anonymous said...

Wild Boys!

LWS said...

Wild Boys my ass. A shirtless wild roid rage is more likely.

Anonymous said...

BS was unfairly dismissed. He was just attempting a science experiment to prove once and for all that baseball bats were harder than human skulls