Monday, September 25, 2006

Disturbing Reports coming out of Tuscaloosa...

I'm hearing strange reports from some of my sources down in Tuscaloosa. It seems that after his tremendous 1-4 kicking performance, Leigh "Wiffin" Tiffin attempted suicide. Tiffin allegedly tried to shoot himself in the head. The attempt failed after the bullet missed, wide right. Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses and be sure to try the veal.

5 comments:

big d said...

Didn't he attend a FSU kicking camp?

THE GRILL VIPER said...

Gold

TexasHawkeye said...

Perfect!

irishjihad said...

He tried to shoot himself? I heard he went with a private hanging, but he couldn't kick the chair out from under him.

jc said...

what a dickhead making light of someone's attempted suicide. Don't joke about this shit assholes. :)

Pretty funny though that a Bammer couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself. They never can get it right, not even fuckin' their own mothers.