IJ: Nice shot. Much has been made of the lack of offensive production. And you being an offensive coach, does this make you cry at night?
SC: Thanks, Coach Bryant taught me how to shoot. For those people that are criticizing me, let them bring their happy asses onto the sideline and try to coach these semi-retarded players how to play football. It ain't easy my friend.
Croom's horse is visibly shaken by MSU's lack of offense.
IJ: I've got to be blunt Sly, your offense has been putrid so far.
SC: You ain't telling me nothing I don't know son. Hey, we suck, but as long as Coach O is at Ole Miss, my job is safe. Didn't I mention how bat-shit crazy he is?
The end zone's this way, Coach.
At about that time the MSU boosters told Sly that they brought along another special guest and wanted him and Sly to pair up.
MSU booster: Coach Croom, We want you to meet Vice President Dick Cheney. Why don't you two go off hunting awhile and we'll catch up later.
At this point I thought it was better to take my leave and head back.