Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Getting UGA-ly at QB for the Dawgs...

62 of 123 for 880 yards, 4 touchdowns and 4 picks. Those are some rough stats for the Dawg QBs....especially considering their 5 bottom dweller opponents have a combined 8-16 record. The Dawg offense has been a complete shit sandwich so far. In their 3 games against BCS conference schools (none higher than 4th in their division), the most points the pups could muster was 18. Last week against Ole Miss (arguably the worst team in the conference), they scored 14. For comparisons sake, the other four opponents of Ole Miss (Memphis, Wake, Missouri, and Kentucky) averaged 29 points. That sure doesn't look good for the crotch-sniffers. Let's take a look at the 3 guys that have been responsible for running this train-wreck of an offense... The Pillsbury Interception Boy With this heralded freshman (who wasn’t born but congealed from the sweat off Jared Lorenzon’s back fat) coming into the program, the UGA offense wasn’t supposed to miss a beat. But Stafford the fat boy is either retarded or color blind. The only thing higher than his interception total is his twinkie consumption. The belief here at LWS is that his struggles are the direct result of the inability to find a scooter that will support his weight. Look on the bright side Dawg fans, when he throws a pick, he can suffocate the defender with his massive ass if he makes the tackle. Opie The hero of the Colorado game (likely the high point of his life other than Ron Howard look-a-like contests) is pretty much the Dawg version of Bo Hardagree, a player that has no business on an SEC team that was only offered a scholarship to land his teammate (though I must admit the Cox-Massaquoi deal worked out much better than the Hardagree-Daniel Brooks deal).
What??? Georgia wants me???
That he is even being considered for playing time should scare the living hell out of the Dawgs. The fact that this glorified clipboard toter has even stepped foot on the field shows just how desperate Saint Richt has gotten. The Dishrag
Yeah, this is the first pic to come up when you Google “Dishrag”.
JT3.…the guy that rode the bench for 4 years just to play for the same team as his father and grandfather. He’s coming back from an ankle injury just in time to start against one of his dream team’s chief rivals. This is the stuff for movie…….or not. Here’s what one Dawg fan has to say about The 3.…
He has the weakest arm of the bunch. He cannot make the throws that even a college QB must make. He cannot throw over the middle, because a linebacker will have all day to jump in front of the ball. He can throw the 5 yard quick out, but anything over 7 yards will be intercepted. He cannot, under any circumstances, throw the long ball.
Yeah that definitely sounds like the stuff of movies….a horror flick for Dawg fans. Oh and they left out that he's going to be a sitting duck in the pocket with that bum ankle. There's a saying in football about QB controversies...When you have 2 quarterbacks (or in this case 3) then you don't have one. I think that saying can definitly be applied here....especially since all three are shit.

5 comments:

Clausen's one arm said...

those monsterous caverns remind me of the UGA playbook deep and mysterious depths only known to a select few genius in nature. Blumpkin left, Blumpkin Right, Red Headed kid watches the balldrop out of the muslim's kids hands

dagadawgs69 said...

The Muslim kid is dropping passes on purpose to make Cox look bad.

Anonymous said...

hmmm... somebody sounds jealous. Yes, UGA has sucked lately... UT has 1 win against us in the last 6 years... at least we haven't lost to Vandy anytime in recent memory unlike some SEC "poewerhouses"

Anonymous said...

At least do your homework. He is not Muslim. Idiot Hillbilly.

dagadawgs69 said...

I'm not a hillbilly. Look at my name, numbnuts. I will sayit again: The Muslim kid is dropping passes on purpose to make Cox look bad.