Bammer Blog

Check this shit. "(fulmer) He's known primarily for his success in recruiting the cream of the crop from our nations prisons, insane asylums." Fulmer certainly missed on Juwan Simpson, John Sara Jessica Parker Wilson and DJ Hall.

Phillip Fulmer has been described as "a genius," "the greatest coach to ever walk the planet," and "one handsome devil" by Vols fans. No one listens to them, though, since no one listens to ignorant hillbillies, and his reputation among those more familiar with college football and not hampered by a lifetime's worth of moonshine is far less flattering. He's known primarily for his success in recruiting the cream of the crop from our nations prisons, insane asylums, and Texas, and for being a big, fat, disgusting blob that bathes in giant tubs of Sam's Choice Imitation Velveeta to maintain his filthy hide's slimy texture.

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/story/2006/10/18/121235/53