Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Where can I Buy a HobNail Boot?

Special to LWS from CFT. Linked
(I will be damned if these two fuckers don't have the same haircut)
UGA is an amalgamation of so many different influences, it's hard to pick my favorite. And when I say "amalgamation", I of course mean the unconscionable theft of every other school's traditions and qualities. Let's take a look at the "mutt" that is the University of Georgia. Athens, GA is a poser-hippie/gay town. It boasts REM and their ass-pirate lead singer, pseudo-hippie garbage WSP and carpet munchers the Indigo Girls. This fine collection of "artists" would make one think that Athens is the San Francisco of the East, and in a sense it is. You would also think that the inhabitants of said town would be leftish, feminine type people who love pinot grigio and art shows. Unfortunately, for all of that West Coast "flair", Athens is still just another redneck Southern town full of and surrounded by redneck Southern people. One would also think that UGA would celebrate this fact and adopt their own crazy hicks as every other school has done. But they don't. The fact is that UGA thinks it's too good for the necks and too elite for the hippie-gay-squad. UGA thinks that it boasts all of the following: Vandy's smarts, LSU's partying, Tennessee's atmosphere, Ole Miss' "class", Florida's women, Bama's history, and Auburn's... umm, well Auburn doesn't contribute much. The truth of the matter is that UGA is always fourth or fifth in everybody's list of anything good in the SEC. Look at their "traditions". A Bulldog? "Between the hedges"? "Hunker down"? "Dawgs"? Southern architecture? Dresses to games? Inflatable plastic wives? Alcoholic failed businessmen? All borrowed and/or stolen from other schools. UGA doesn't know what it is. And it doesn't care. It just tries to be everything "cool" all at once. And fails miserably. Now put on some red pants, Croakies, Ray-Bans, and camo hat, and go tell everyone that "UGA is the classiest bunch of motherf*&#ers in this whole godd@#& country".

12 comments:

big d said...

A+ as usual for CFT

Anonymous said...

We know who we are and so do you. We're the guys that kick you ass every year. GATA

clausens one arm said...

Richt is a heavy drinker?

Anonymous said...

I know one thing we are.... DEFENDING SEC CHAMPS!!!!

Smokeyspawn said...

EER? Thanks for embarrassing the SEC losing to a Big East team Jack off Artist

sniperdawg said...

you dang Vols fans are losers. why can us not leave us alone? you are making fun of us and it hurts my feelings and the rest of my friends. and yes we have mullets and i would appreciate you not pokin fun at us for that too. you dawg haturs should go find a life summers else. go enjoy ur good season and our utter suckyness but this website is re-dickulus. makin fun of the dawgs. i cant believe yall have stooped this low. thats embearissing. we here at "mullet nation" as u call it, would never ever poke fun at tenesse. so why dont u grow up. dont yall know what it means to be a "uga" fan? there is a lot of pride in pullin fer the dawgs. do you not know how many nashunal champunships we done won? georga is rich with tradition, just like army and brwon and yale and cornell. they got tradition too like us. everybody should respect us for who we are. gata

Anonymous said...

What's with all the hate for Georgia? Yes, there is a liberal/hippie side to Athens, but our fanbase is no different than any other SEC school. Some asshole rednecks, folks that never darkened a classroom on campus, and the average fan. We have a beautiful campus and an awesome tailgate atmosphere I will be enjoying this weekend beginning at 7 a.m.

To the UT fan who says we embarassed the SEC - I agree. We never should have come out so flat against WVU. However, I know the real reason you're embarrassed. It's that we've owned you recently. See you Saturday.

FulmerownsRicht said...

Blow me Buttsniffing leghumper. UGA should be expelled from the SEC

Lloyd Braun said...

UGA will never get over 9 in a row, at least as long as this current generation of fans is alive.

LWS said...

Georgia Tech Readers: There is a ton of other UGA related material on the Blog. Click the most current posts on the right side of the page.

Anonymous said...

Florida women? This confirms that you have no taste whatsoever.

Doug said...

Knoxville must've been founded before "fun" was invented, because it's not. The town is Myrtle Beach without the beach.