(I will be damned if these two fuckers don't have the same haircut)UGA is an amalgamation of so many different influences, it's hard to pick my favorite. And when I say "amalgamation", I of course mean the unconscionable theft of every other school's traditions and qualities. Let's take a look at the "mutt" that is the University of Georgia. Athens, GA is a poser-hippie/gay town. It boasts REM and their ass-pirate lead singer, pseudo-hippie garbage WSP and carpet munchers the Indigo Girls. This fine collection of "artists" would make one think that Athens is the San Francisco of the East, and in a sense it is. You would also think that the inhabitants of said town would be leftish, feminine type people who love pinot grigio and art shows. Unfortunately, for all of that West Coast "flair", Athens is still just another redneck Southern town full of and surrounded by redneck Southern people. One would also think that UGA would celebrate this fact and adopt their own crazy hicks as every other school has done. But they don't. The fact is that UGA thinks it's too good for the necks and too elite for the hippie-gay-squad. UGA thinks that it boasts all of the following: Vandy's smarts, LSU's partying, Tennessee's atmosphere, Ole Miss' "class", Florida's women, Bama's history, and Auburn's... umm, well Auburn doesn't contribute much. The truth of the matter is that UGA is always fourth or fifth in everybody's list of anything good in the SEC. Look at their "traditions". A Bulldog? "Between the hedges"? "Hunker down"? "Dawgs"? Southern architecture? Dresses to games? Inflatable plastic wives? Alcoholic failed businessmen? All borrowed and/or stolen from other schools. UGA doesn't know what it is. And it doesn't care. It just tries to be everything "cool" all at once. And fails miserably. Now put on some red pants, Croakies, Ray-Bans, and camo hat, and go tell everyone that "UGA is the classiest bunch of motherf*ers in this whole godd@#& country".