Were the Davids heaux-meauxs? Of course they were not. But it was a wild internet/message board rumor asked each year prior to Saturday’s upcoming SEC Clash between
But what if the same-sex pairings from our SEC College Football all were hell-bent on destroying George W. Bush's ideas about the sanctity of the man-woman relationship? What if the outing of the Davids opens the door for other long-time football partners to be true to themselves?
What if...What if...
Mark May and Trev Alberts,
Mark: Face, this could be it. You know all those times, when I said I don't like to fly? Trev: You wanna fly outta here? Mark: Shut your jibber jabber. I actually meant I'm a bottom, fool. Trev: [a smirk spreading across his face] I'm actually much more of an ass-man... A Florida Head Coach and any Florida Quarterback’s Dad (FQBD)
Coach is pinned down by FQBD’s comically errant sharting. Coach: FQBD, blumpkin buddy, this could be it. There's something I've gotta tell you. FQBD.: My sensors have detected a 98-percent probability that you are going to confess your romantic feeling towards me. Coach: You always do that! Listen, you're a Dad, so technically it's not gay, right? FQBD.: I've been socially programmed for a male response, Coach. Don't kid yourself. Coach: Warm up that tailpipe, buddy. We might only get one chance at this. FQBD.: I believe that maybe you're be better served by the s'haiku, Coach. Coach: Sometimes you are just impossible! FQBD.: It's in my blumpkins. Coach. Now shut the fuck up and put my son in the game!