“Well, it’s scaring me,” says concerned parent Evelyn Gaylord, “I’m sick and tired of those Fundamentalist Urbanites and their Agenda (Click to read about Guns and Mota).” Mrs. Gaylord’s sentiments seem not to be shared by many of the voters in today’s polls.
It appears that the firebrand Urbanalist rhetoric hit its mark among the pollsters. A good example of such rhetoric is from a statement issued by Bob “Blumpkin” Tebow, “Thanks to our Fundamentalist Urban activists, there are already Urban clubs in secondary schools. Next on our Agenda is SEC Championship. It’s obvious that our next target is: A BCS Bowl Berth. The Urbanalists are recruiting in schools and that is not going to stop!”
(This youngster fell under Urban's spell. He now runs to his left 99% of the time. Sources say that he now "dresses" to the left)
“My son found out the other day that his geography teacher is, is.. one of them. I cannot stand for this,” says concerned parent Evelyn Gaylord. Gaylord cites the presence of openly Urbanalist Florida Fans as a sign of the declining focus on morality in public schools. “The curriculum in the schools nowadays actually teaches that their lifestyle is OK. If somebody doesn’t do something about this soon I’m going to send my kids to a Montessori school.”
(Miles, pictured above, fights off an Urban-induced sharting voodoo curse)
If the new school board members live up to their promises, the future of