Sunday, October 01, 2006

SEC Coaches Personal Ads

Les: Not quite dead Studley Midwestern lad looking for a new friend. The bigger the hat the better. Oh snap, now I've lost my pearl earring down the front of my shirt. Would someone help me look for it? Bobby: I’ve got no friends, looking for pretty much any cool person that'll take my bony ass. I'm dumber than a bag-full of rocks and dig 70's porn. Take care of me!

Pit Bull in Size 6 Shoes. People say I need more experience. If I ever beat Auburn, it will be a real jaw-dropper. I’m just a petite lad from T-Town, whose jaw was born in Baltimore.

Ed: I am shaven and sweaty, I drink too much and I get into fights. In other words I’m Cajun! I want to make love not war but I can't do either very well. If you believe in fairy tales let me be your Cinderella Man.

Urban. I cry and become an emotional wreck after I perform, talk about how great I’ll be, but then I flop. Let me go down on your mountain. Come be my Dixie Chick.

Phil: I'm looking for a kindred slacker. Watch me eat and throw up while I do tricks. It’s sexy! Tell me your secrets and I promise not to leak them.

Tommy: I've soared with War Eagles but I’ve come down to earth. I want to try out some new plays. I’ll give you a wide reception. Houston: I’m looking for High School Football Coach for an “outing.” Must know all about Duncan Hines’ yellow cake. Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.

Steve. I know, I know, its slim pickins but this is the Internet and I have faith. Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last. Just kicking down the cobble stones. Looking for fun and feelin' groovy!

Rich. Demented old man is seeking shamed former SEC Offensive Coordinator. Come fly with me and let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear in the never-never land of Kentucky football.

Sly: You may be right but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for! I'm not on crack but I'd like to be! Looking for a companion for travel and laughs.

Mark: You won’t learn much about me by asking questions. Help me get between the hedges . GATA!!!

19 comments:

big d said...

Surely you can incorporate this into something.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/sioncampus/10/01/monday.awards/p1_fanofweek.jpg

LWS said...

Already got it. Thanks for the Tip, waiting on Bama week

big d said...

always a step behind. maybe i should stop drinking so much......

S said...

that mark richt. he looks like that guy.

Dawgpounder said...

yes he doees

geauxtigr6 said...

Good stuff. We got to be able to laugh. This made me laugh

big ole nasty gator said...

This is gold

Ed: I am shaven and sweaty, I drink too much and I get into fights. In other words I’m Cajun! I want to make love not war but I can't do either very well. If you believe in fairy tales let me be your Cinderella Man.

we got 12 said...

Our Captain, Mike Shula is not a Pit Bull in Size 6 Shoes. He is a great leader. You viles are in cahoots with those cheaters across state

Col Angus said...

You guys are punks. Do you make fun of everyone? Do you not respect anyone?

DawgNeil said...

IThat has to be my most favorite picture of Mark Richt. He looks impish and boyish and just plain cute. I wish he was a slice of cake!!!

bleedingorangeinATLga said...

I do not usually agree with Ole Miss fans because they are really stupid people, but Col Angus is correct. Is nothing sacred to you people?

sir oink said...

Gus Mahlzahn is going to be a grate coach. You vols think you are funny and smart. Well your not wither one.

Houston is allergic to yellow cake

Swinestain said...

First time reader. You people are really weird. One thing that this site lacks is respect. Irreverent comes to mind.

TeeDawg said...

Disturbing

mojodawg said...

That guy in your avatar is hot LWS. Email me

BigDaddySpur said...

Was this supposed to be funny? Some Vile with too much time on his hands.
To our opponents: Hell is coming and he's wearing a visor!

Jerry Swine-feld said...

Have you guys beaten Urban Meyer yet?

Breaking news Southern Cal just scored on Arkansas, again

Jerry Swine-feld said...

I want to bear Houston Nutt's Baby. Next best thing is for Houston to pop me in keester with a fake rubber weiner.

Any Hog Fans reading this, feel free to ask me on the Hill!!!!

Jerry Swine-feld said...

I need Gus Mahlzan's manseed.