Les: Not quite dead Studley Midwestern lad looking for a new friend. The bigger the hat the better. Oh snap, now I've lost my pearl earring down the front of my shirt. Would someone help me look for it?
Bobby: I’ve got no friends, looking for pretty much any cool person that'll take my bony ass. I'm dumber than a bag-full of rocks and dig 70's porn. Take care of me!
Pit Bull in Size 6 Shoes. People say I need more experience. If I ever beat
Ed: I am shaven and sweaty, I drink too much and I get into fights. In other words I’m Cajun! I want to make love not war but I can't do either very well. If you believe in fairy tales let me be your Cinderella Man.
Urban. I cry and become an emotional wreck after I perform
Phil: I'm looking for a kindred slacker. Watch me eat and throw up while I do tricks. It’s sexy! Tell me your secrets and I promise not to leak them.
Tommy: I've soared with War Eagles but I’ve come down to earth. I want to try out some new plays. I’ll give you a wide reception.
Houston: I’m looking for High School Football Coach for an “outing.” Must know all about Duncan Hines’ yellow cake. Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.
Steve. I know, I know, its slim pickins but this is the Internet and I have faith. Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last. Just kicking down the cobble stones. Looking for fun and feelin' groovy!
Rich. Demented old man is seeking shamed former SEC Offensive Coordinator. Come fly with me and let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear in the never-never land of
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Surely you can incorporate this into something.
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/sioncampus/10/01/monday.awards/p1_fanofweek.jpg
Already got it. Thanks for the Tip, waiting on Bama week
always a step behind. maybe i should stop drinking so much......
that mark richt. he looks like that guy.
yes he doees
Good stuff. We got to be able to laugh. This made me laugh
This is gold
Ed: I am shaven and sweaty, I drink too much and I get into fights. In other words I’m Cajun! I want to make love not war but I can't do either very well. If you believe in fairy tales let me be your Cinderella Man.
Our Captain, Mike Shula is not a Pit Bull in Size 6 Shoes. He is a great leader. You viles are in cahoots with those cheaters across state
You guys are punks. Do you make fun of everyone? Do you not respect anyone?
IThat has to be my most favorite picture of Mark Richt. He looks impish and boyish and just plain cute. I wish he was a slice of cake!!!
I do not usually agree with Ole Miss fans because they are really stupid people, but Col Angus is correct. Is nothing sacred to you people?
Gus Mahlzahn is going to be a grate coach. You vols think you are funny and smart. Well your not wither one.
Houston is allergic to yellow cake
First time reader. You people are really weird. One thing that this site lacks is respect. Irreverent comes to mind.
Disturbing
That guy in your avatar is hot LWS. Email me
Was this supposed to be funny? Some Vile with too much time on his hands.
To our opponents: Hell is coming and he's wearing a visor!
Have you guys beaten Urban Meyer yet?
Breaking news Southern Cal just scored on Arkansas, again
I want to bear Houston Nutt's Baby. Next best thing is for Houston to pop me in keester with a fake rubber weiner.
Any Hog Fans reading this, feel free to ask me on the Hill!!!!
I need Gus Mahlzan's manseed.
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