Thursday, September 14, 2006

By Request Urban Facts. A Bit Dated but From a Geightor Site

Some interesting tidbits about Urban Meyer revealed Wednesday at the SEC Media Days: Meyer played defensive back at the University of Cincinnati. Meyer was drafted by the Atlanta Braves, and played two seasons of minor league ball. Meyer is licensed to practice law in 11 states. He can practice medicine in six. Meyer briefly dated Scarlett Johansen. Meyer once won a complete dinette set on “Sale of the Century.” Meyer has pi memorized to 650 decimal places. “Starship Troopers” was loosely based on Meyer’s Ohio upbringing. The only way to make Meyer disappear is to say his name backwards. Meyer trained 2003 Belmont Stakes winner Empire Maker. Condoleeza Rice won’t leave the house without running her wardrobe by Meyer. Meyer talked Hulk Hogan into joining the NWO. That “50-year-old grandmother” in the Bowflex commercial? Did her. Meyer can eat an entire watermelon, including the skin and seeds, in one sitting. Meyer is part marsupial. Meyer designed most of Urban Outfitters’ summer collection. In 1986, Meyer co-wrote “The Rain” with R&B singer/songwriter Oran “Juice” Jones. Meyer first drove Wade Boggs to the Bosley Institute. Meyer invented “LOL.” Meyer’s favorite drink: formaldehyde with a splash of grenadine. Meyer can deadlift over 500 pounds. With his mind. The Y2K scare was a hoax created by Meyer. David Brinkley’s last words were “Urban Meyer.” Meyer is a secret character in “Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.” Ken Shamrock thinks Meyer is the world’s most dangerous man. Meyer speaks nine languages, including Klingon and Aramaic. Meyer can breathe underwater. Meyer authored the Roe v. Wade opinion while sitting on the toilet. Meyer is widely considered the unofficial tenth member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Meyer comes up with the names of hurricanes. He’s most proud of “Georges.”

6 comments:

trahstae said...

I gotta hand it to you, that's some funny ass shit. Did you make all that up?

LWS said...

douche, read it again

trahstae said...

Didn't read the title. Didn't see a link to a source in the text. Thought it might be original. Why the hate? You're worse than Bob.

LWS said...

Then stop acting like a dumbass gator fan, and I will stop.

Bob Blumpkin Tebow?

Anonymous said...

you're the one that linked all the gator and dog sites...you're such a GOD DAMNED PUSSY

LWS said...

We try to refrain from profane tirades on this blog