Monday, September 18, 2006

Ed Orgeron, is French for Batshit Crazy

Body Double with the Dad From Wonder Years? Wild boys fallen far from glory" – Duran Duran "We need to find a coach who can bring Ole Miss back to the glory years, back to 2003"-Ole Miss AD Peter Boone. [Who was the Coach in 2003, Pete?] I don' think this is what Pete Boone had in mind Ole Miss and Kentucky This was an ass-whipping. Randy Sanders must be French for Brent Schaffer. Obviously 12 penalties and five turnovers is hard to overcome in any game," Ole Miss coach Ed Orgeron said. "That's uncharacteristic of our football team. If your players can't read how can you expect them to execute plays. We are illiterate shits." Ed Orgeron, whose name is French for Batshit Crazy, became the 35th football coach at Ole Miss o­n December 16th, 2004. And even though America laughed at the absurd hire, Mississippi fans were truly excited to see what Crazy Ed might do. Then darkness fell over the great state of Mississippi, as news of Orgeron’s violent past came to the surface. The shirtless titty twisting wonder was arrested twice for bar fights in the early 90’s, and accusations of domestic abuse had Rebel fans questioning why this demon was hired. But much to the relief of the Ole Miss faithful, 2005 and 2006 has shown us that Orgeron is not capable of beating anyone.* Some will never associate the word "Great" with jamming one's pecker in a tailpipe or blowing one's ass into five pieces with a firecracker. Certainly, Ed Ogeron doesn't strike anyone as brilliant when he first appeared on the Ole Miss sideline in 2005. How about the time when he exited the practice field complaining about the importance of getting out of a Port-O-Potty before tipping it on its side. Coach O's purpose is to provide experience in life lessons. Important things like: Don't wipe your dick on your girlfriend's curtains in front of her mom; don't eat road kill off the road on the way to work; don't shoot yourself in the crotch with a BB gun to see if it will hurt. The kind of lessons that his Dad never got around to teaching him. There is so much to take away from the misadventures of one man. Here is an excerpt of the infamous Wild Boyz speech just for fun:
"When I (The O) point to this side of the room, I want you to say 'Ole Miss.' When I point to this side, I want you to say, 'Wild Boys.'" Standing there with no shirt on with every guy in the room shirtless, started pointing to each side of the room. Half the team would yell, "Ole Miss" while the other would yell "Wild Boys." Apparently it got pretty crazy and guys started flipping chairs, yelling, and throwing cooler across the room while chanting Ole Miss... Wild Boys. ""He then stopped and said, "One more thing. If any of you motherfuckers thinks you can take me, you come up here and get a piece of me right now."
*wardamntaligate Related story on The O

4 comments:

hack said...

i have no idea why you posted that, but then again it doesn't surprise me

LWS said...

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